Zombie Survival

Posted: April 11, 2012 in Tactics
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So the zombies have finally arrived……do you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse…..well we shall see.  The following methodologies are the best ways to survive in the event you happen to see any of these zombies staggering around your neighborhood.

  • Weapons, weapons, weapons, weapons, weapons.  Rifles, shotguns, handguns, plenty of ammo and mags as needed, sharp knives, battle axes and wrecking bars all will be required.
  • Train often with your weapons so you can wield them effectively against these re-animated corpses.
  • Make your home defensible; have plenty of plywood and nails for boarding up windows and reinforcing entry ways, barbed wire fencing, tanglefoot wire and steel reinforced fencing will also be effective deterrents.
  • Use common sense.  Stay hidden when needed, patrol your perimeter as needed and work in teams whenever possible.
  • Get in shape.  Physical fitness is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse.  You must be able to walk long distances if needed and run quickly when the situation warrants regardless of age.  If you are out of shape or very overweight, diet and exercise everyday immediately.
  • Look, listen and remain vigilant.
  • Avoid urban areas.  Suburbs and rural areas are much better.  If you live in the city move now to a nice area with plenty of wide open spaces.
  • Own the largest SUV possible, keep your gas tank and spare gas cans full and make sure your SUV can run down hordes of the undead without stalling by reinforcing the front and rear bumpers.

 

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Comments
  1. Ben says:

    “Own the largest SUV possible.” Haha good stuff.
    -Ben

  2. rmactsc says:

    Thanks Ben. Even though I own a large SUV, I’m always looking for bigger ones. An SUV can never be too large.

  3. rmactsc says:

    Thank you Lord Brockington. Much appreciated.

  4. phoebe53 says:

    I have a Tahoe, is that big enough? It has all the bells and whistles, a towing package plus hooks on the front. It always stays topped off because I can’t afford to drive it anywhere. lol You forgot to mention, when shooting zombies, shoot them in the head, lessons learned from The Walking Dead

  5. phoebe53 says:

    You forgot to mention, shoot them in the head.

  6. rmactsc says:

    Sometimes in the heat of the moment, the obvious is overlooked. Great catch phoebe53.

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