9 Thoughts To Ponder

Posted: July 6, 2014 in Interesting
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9 Thoughts to Ponder (Author Unknown)

The following was sent to me in a blanket email and I thought I’d share.

Number 9- Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8- Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2- In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

…and as someone recently said  Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long

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Comments
  1. Reblogged this on The Grandmother Club and commented:
    These are GREAT things to ponder, indeed.

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