Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

So you’re looking to keep a burglar from robbing your house, after they have entered, when you are not at home.  Simple solution.  Leave the following items in plain view where it will be the first thing they see upon entry and they will know they have definitely made a big mistake.  Any questions!

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You can take a look at some of my apocalyptic, zombie, or horror fiction books on the left side of my blog page by clicking on the book cover images.  You will then be taken to the amazon website.  If my books interest you then you can get your very own e-book copy for an incredibly low price.  I hope you enjoy the read. 

 

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You can take a look at some of my apocalyptic, zombie, or horror fiction books on the left side of my blog page by clicking on the book cover images.  If they interest you then I hope you will consider getting a copy

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Here’s what I don’t understand about the zombie apocalypse.  No matter how many days, weeks or months go by; whenever you see zombies on TV or in the movies, the lawns always look maticulously cared for or are freshly mowed.  Who are these mysterious bands of survivors who avoid the zombie packs every day yet still find time to mow all the lawns in the neighborhood.  What grit and determination they have to keep their neighborhoods looking prim and proper while the flesh eating undead are everywhere trying to devour them.  I give thanks to these humble keepers of the lawns during the time of the zombie apocalypse 🙂

You can take a look at some of my apocalyptic fiction books on the left side of my blog page by clicking on the book cover images.  If they interest you then I hope you will consider purchasing a copy.

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Apologies in advance to my Idaho readers 🙂

 

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If you want to exercise but you find yourself being lazy; try taking your dog out for a walk on the shortest dog walk area in the history of dog walk areas.  Someone was not paying attention when they posted the following signs.

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In honor of my blog reaching 100,000 hits today; here’s a humorous image which begs the questions how and why?  I would like to thank all of you who take the time to visit my blog, for being so instrumental, and for being such an important ingredient in this blogs success.  Again my humble thanks to all of you.

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