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Apparently memorization is no longer considered essential.

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I’m always on the lookout for things to make life more enjoyable and easier.  With that in mind here is my list of 8 things that need to be invented immediately.

  1. Chocolate and ice cream and pizza with unlimited toppings that tastes great but has 0 calories per serving.
  2. SUV’s with 8 cylinder engines that get over 100 miles per gallon.
  3. Eyeglasses that actually don’t scratch even the ones supposedly that are scratch resistant.
  4. A universal translator that converts all spoken foreign languages instantly into English.
  5. A magnet like device that can pick up broken glass.
  6. An invisibility cloak.  I’ll leave it to your imagination as to when such a device will come in handy.
  7. A lifetime warranty on mechanical and electrical devices that is really all inclusive.
  8. A ring on a politicians hand that instantly delivers a sizeable electric shock everytime they tell a lie.  Rings of a similar nature would also be provided to journalists for the same reason.

You can get a free preview of my first zombie fiction book or my first five post apocalyptic fiction survival books by clicking on the book cover images to the left of this blog post, on my blog page, which will take you to the Amazon.com website. Then you can click on the look inside option which will give you a free preview.  If my zombie or survival fiction books interest you; then consider purchasing them.  Book titles include Biohazard Redacted Book 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse, American Rebellion Book 1 of the Revolution, American Rebellion Book 2 of the Revolution, American Rebellion Book 3 of the Revolution, American Rebellion Book 4 of the Revolution and American Rebellion Book 5 of the Revolution.

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2012’s Most Ridiculous Lawsuits

Want to know yet another reason why our country is heading in the wrong direction.  Take a look at these ridiculous lawsuits that were filed in 2012.  No wonder this country is in the shape that it is in.

  1. Intoxicated Florida driver pleads guilty to manslaughter, then he has the nerve to sue the victim he killed
  2. Michigan woman files $5 million suit for the leftover gas that was still in her repossessed car 
  3. 13-year-old Little League player is sued by spectator who got hit with baseball 
  4. Maximum security inmate who went to jail with only five teeth sues the prison for his dental problems
  5. Anheuser Busch is sued when a longneck bottle was used as a weapon in bar fight
  6. National Football League fan sues Dallas Cowboys over the bench seat being too hot
  7. California restaurant owner was sued for disabilities act violations in a parking lot he doesn’t even own
  8. Colorado man wins $7 million blaming illness on the fact that he inhaled microwave popcorn fumes
  9. $1.7 billion suit claims City of Santa Monica wireless parking meters are causing numerous health problems
  10.  Bay Area parents sue a school after their son was kicked out of his honors class for cheating

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